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Print it off … cut it out … hang it on the fridge. And every morning, take a brief moment to figure out which Scott Dixon best captures how you’re feeling. You’re welcome.

After minutes of dedicated design work & multiple copyright infringements, the Silent Pagoda is finally ready to unveil its much ballyhooed IndyCar chassis concept. Without further ado …  

Welcome to the Desert of IndyCar Nothingness — where time stands still, and Homestead lingers over the horizon like an unreachable, magical oasis that doesn’t actually exist. Embrace the senility & wander with me, won’t you? It’s great fun. [does jumping jacks ... breaks down sobbing/laughing hysterically] If that doesn’t suit your fancy, just submit your [...]

Is this how ALL IndyCar offseasons are???? So painfully desolate and dull and completely void of meaningful activity??? This is madness, I say! BLOGGING MADNESS!!! It’s been 1,644 days since last season ended. Or so it feels. And worse still, I’ve been– WAIT!! WHAT’S THAT?!?!?!?!?! IS THAT ST. PETERSBURG I SEE?!?!?!?! THERE … OFF IN THE DISTANCE!?!? [pointing toward a dead [...]

Here’s this gem from Shop.IndyCar.com: 2008 Tony Kanaan Blowgun Don’t miss out on all the fun with this tastefully crafted instrument of death! This .50 caliber head-turner is the perfect gift for … [more]