RROWWRRR!!!! Behold, my children!!!! It is I, Hálfdan the Conqueror, the immortal DEMON OVERLORD OF THE LOST TRIBE OF GERMANIA, reborn through the FIRES OF HELL!!!! AARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!! BOW DOWN, HUMANS, for I have come to FEAST UPON THE SOUL OF THE INDYCAR VICTOR & RAPE HIS HEART VALVES & RIDE AROUND ON MY WHEEL, just as the elders foretold many moons ago.
COME TO ME, MY DEAR!! Look into my eyes. Do it now!!! I BECKON YOU!!! I WELCOME YOUR DEMISE VICTORY WITH OPEN ARMS!!!!