May the Pagoda – and Scott Dixon – Be Your Emotional Guide

Posted by Roy Hobbson on September 8th, 2010  •  22 Comments

Print it off … cut it out … hang it on the fridge. And every morning, take a brief moment to figure out which Scott Dixon best captures how you’re feeling. You’re welcome.

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22 Comments

  • By Kalinin, September 8, 2010 @ 2:29 pm

    LMAO!!! This was funny xD

  • By Tom G., September 8, 2010 @ 2:33 pm

    OMG. I have tears streaming down my face. This is the funniest goddamn thing I have read on the pagoda all year.

  • By Johnny Montona, September 8, 2010 @ 2:38 pm

    You’ve thawed the Iceman—brilliant.

  • By Hickory, September 8, 2010 @ 2:44 pm

    Joyous..

  • By cappy, September 8, 2010 @ 2:44 pm

    For some reason, “RANDY” Scott Dixon looks like he just stubbed his toe. More so than the others at least.

  • By BP, September 8, 2010 @ 2:48 pm

    Jesus, he looks like a Haast Eagle. This is the last thing you see before the talons come out.

  • By Jason McVeigh, September 8, 2010 @ 3:21 pm

    That’s it, top 3 favourite Pagoda posts in no particular order.. Santa Foyt, Eastbound and Down in Kentucky & this. I marvel at the brilliance that is Hobbson.

  • By Amy, September 8, 2010 @ 4:02 pm

    Brilliant!

  • By Mikhail Danilov, September 8, 2010 @ 5:37 pm

    Simply amazing. =D

  • By Demond Sanders, September 8, 2010 @ 6:49 pm

    Yes… yes.

  • By DZ, September 8, 2010 @ 6:52 pm

    perfection.

  • By Brian McKay, September 8, 2010 @ 10:43 pm

    In “WISTFUL,” Scott’s had a few shots o’ Fuzzy’s Vodka. In “SAD,” Scott’s wondering why you burned huge piles of dead leaves rather than buying a family-size box of Hefty Lawn and Garden bags from your friendly Target store.

  • By Christopher Leone, September 8, 2010 @ 10:47 pm

    Putting it on the fridge right now. AWESOME.

  • By Catie, September 8, 2010 @ 11:18 pm

    *falls over laughing while sitting*
    oh my goodness. Forgot one, though: inebriated.

  • By bickelmom, September 9, 2010 @ 4:55 pm

    10 pagodas for Roy!

  • By Carrie, September 9, 2010 @ 8:37 pm

    I hung that up in my office and my boss goes, “I don’t even know who that is but that’s hilarious.”

  • By Jen, September 13, 2010 @ 12:55 am

    Long-time reader, first-time commenter…

    I’m laughing so hard that giant beige tears shaped like Target icons are coming down my cheeks…

  • By Earnastine, September 18, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

    Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn’t mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it’s a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible..

  • By Christopher Leone, September 21, 2010 @ 12:42 am

    Earnastine: Are you on a horse?

  • By Earnastine, September 21, 2010 @ 11:49 am

    Does Scott Dixon wear Old Spice?

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