You know how typical IndyCar mailbags are all “informative” and “coherent” and “fact-based?” Booooooooo!, right? Right.
Well fret no more. Because starting next week, we’re storming the formidable versus.com to fix that troublesome wrong. The plan? You all submit your IndyCar-ish questions/suggestions/ideas to me, and I address them in a weekly feature over there — the title of which escapes right me right now. IT’S FOOL PROOF!!!
It’s fool proof because it will work! (Maybe.) It’s fool proof because VERSUS wasn’t as much interested in hiring me as they were in hiring you, the renowned Pagodans … the sharp-witted & well-groomed Illuminati of the IndyCar scene. See, they didn’t give me my own collumn where I could mindlessly spew my nonsense. No, that would be unwise. Instead, they gave me a format where I am to efficiently respond to yours. Which — according to VERSUS — is far more clever, far more lucid, and far more entertaining than anything of mine. I don’t disagree.
And with that, the mailbox is hereby opened. Weave your magic, Pagoda Local #152. I get a nickel for every 500,000 pageviews you generate, so weave it well.