Hey, whadayouknow? Freedom DOES ring in these here parts, and all’s right with the world. Fences have been mended, bridges un-burned, and blah blah blah it’s not important. Just know that there were no losers here, nor were there winners. Except for America’s most cherished principles, I suppose. They won. And so too did the various IndyCar employees whose ghastly secrets remain buried in my cellar. They won most of all.
(On a more serious note … bless you, blackmail. Bless you! Is there any problem you CAN’T fix? That’s a rhetorical question, obviously. Because the answer is no. There is not. You are the dark, tawdry, wholly-illegal beacon of hope in an otherwise hopeless situation. Oh how I adore you.)
Let us get back to what it is we do, shall we?