Hi, I’m Robert Lee Roy Hobbson. I own The Silent Pagoda. I write stuff.
I’m not going to waste your time – I’m going to tell you just like it is.
This is Lindy Thackston. She works here too.
Lindy’s been nominated for Ms. Twitter December or some such. I don’t know what that is. And I don’t really care to. But Lindy’s all aflutter about it, so here we are.
I won’t lie: she’s a pain in my ass. She steals all the spotlight & booze. But it’s not all bad. She also swears like a trucker, has no ties to al Qaeda, and isn’t an obnoxious bitch. If that’s what you’re looking for in an IndyCar pit reporter, then there you go.
Look. Charles Burns once stabbed me in the head with a shovel. And Dave Lewandowski sends me threatening letter-bombs every week hoping that I’ll die & not work here anymore. So if you don’t want to vote for Lindy, it won’t hurt my feelings.
So head on over there and vote for her. Or don’t. I don’t care.