► Tony Kanaan goes on PTI tonight to discuss the old timey, down-home fun of exploding into a ball of fire.
► Danica Patrick Tweets like a Rodgers & Hammerstein number: “I love love love cooking!” All it’s missing is her high-stepping in a slightly crouched over pose while snapping her fingers in rhythm.
► The Willy T. Ribbs Report is forthcoming. As soon as I go home. And drink a jar of Weed-B-Gone. And write it.
► I will be out of the blogging business this weekend. It’s not important why this is (and certainly not related to a bogus arson charge stemming from the Santa Barbara forest fires last summer). The point being, if anyone wants to fill in with a recap while I’m gone, send me an email and make your case. You TOO can experience the joys of everyone hating you!!! NOW WITH 25% MORE VENOM!!! HOORAY!!!