“I’m not going to tolerate it anymore. When I see him, I will have a talk with him.”
— an angry AJ Foyt, voicing his displeasure with Helio Castroneves
According to my Merriam-Webster Dictionary of Foytian Phraseology®, this doesn’t bode well for Helio. This doesn’t bode well at all. Have a look:
I·will·have·a·talk·with·him
Function: verb
Etymology: Texas coal mines, late 1800′s
1: to beat someone senseless with a wagon wheel; or,
2: to shoot someone in the face with a flare gun.
Let us pray for Helio.
By Carrie, April 30, 2009 @ 10:48 am
Helio better watch out. A.J. is fixin’ to start exercising his b1tch-slappin’ hand.
By Eric P, April 30, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
Who would win a angry-old-fart contest, Foyt or Penske?
By Brian, April 30, 2009 @ 1:36 pm
Oh, we all jes so tired o’ prayin fo’ Hellio. That li’l man like to smile alot, but he shore know how to get into hot water. That bein’ sed, there ain’t no way A.J.’s team ever gonna win again before judgement day unless a tornado come down to the racetrack and wipe out alla the drivers ahead of vitor. Cause Vitor has a jinx on him and he’s also drivin for Foyt Racing, not Penske or Ganassi.
By Squall, April 30, 2009 @ 9:13 pm
Contest: FOYT, going away. Roger looks intimidating; A.J. all but ‘accidentally’ backhanded Arie Luyendyk into the rose bushes (or whatever plants they have there) in the famous victory lane pseudo-fight, Texas ’97. Foyt might actually be apologetic for it these days, since the expression he wore that night made it blatantly obvious that he was fixin’ to dislocate Luyendyk’s face.
Yeah, Helio’s basically frakked.
By Pat The Iceman, April 30, 2009 @ 11:24 pm
Good Luck Vitor. You may have gotten In AJ’s car at the perfect time.
By Pat The Iceman, April 30, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
Actually…..in Texas AL was knocked into Tulips….no joke!
By pressdog, May 1, 2009 @ 7:40 am
Doesn’t AJ know Helio is beloved by the league and countless zillions?
By P Daddy, May 1, 2009 @ 12:36 pm
AJ just might eat poor Helio
By Squall, May 3, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
Pat: I stand corrected.
‘Dog: Countless zillions better learn that the only thing the league would ever dare penalize A.J. for would be for something illegal in tech inspection…which I haven’t actually ever seen him do. Threatening Helio with a mere sidelong glance is all part of the Foyt Experience.
By chappy, May 8, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
watching foyt right now….i think he’s planning to sit on helio and beat him with his own shoe. this is terrific theater
By Rdon, May 12, 2009 @ 12:14 pm
(Scottish accent, not unlike Dario’s) GET-IN-MY-BELL-LAY….