Oh, look at this!! Some other guy I’ve never heard of is now being considered for a full-time ride. How fantastic. And while I’d love to offer my insights on the matter, the Tournament kicks off soon. I’m sorry, but that takes precedence over all else, up to and including nourishment for my family & or escaping a massive inferno, if it ever came to that. I apologize for nothing. Good day.
[checks watch]
Fine. Still have twenty minutes until tip-off, I suppose. What’s his name again? Tag-LEE-ani??? What is that, Italian? Probably. He’s lame, I just know it.
[Googles "Tagliani"]
SWEET MOTHER OF MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[hyperventilating]
THAT’S HIS WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AND HE’S NOT YET IN INDYCAR?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS TYPE OF GROSS INJUSTICE WILL NOT STAND!!!
Nevermind the Tournament!!!! To the IndyCar offices!!!!!!!!!! Grab some posterboards and your most righteous outrage!!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!
By Doug, March 19, 2009 @ 11:42 am
“Some other guy I’ve never heard of…” What? Seriously? You’ve gotta be joking! How does any open-wheel fan not know Tags?
By Matt, March 19, 2009 @ 11:50 am
You’ve never heard of Alex Tagliani? I hope you’re joking and no, I’m not Canadian.
By Meeshbeer, March 19, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
dude… he ran three races at the end of the season last year, giving Conquest their best results if I’m not mistaken.
And Bronte is as amazing, smart and down to earth as she is beautiful.
By Racin Grandpa, March 19, 2009 @ 4:25 pm
I’ll forgive you on Tags, but how for the life of me could you forget EJ’s birthday.
By Hamilton Fish, March 20, 2009 @ 7:51 am
You guys act like Tagliani is 2nd coming of Teo Fabi. The guy has a hot wife and a decidedly mediocre career. A lot like Mark Addy in that respect. Yes, the fat guy from The Full Monty.
By P Daddy, March 20, 2009 @ 9:54 am
What if the IRL just puts all the wives in bikinis in the pit boxes during races? Might make those camera shots of the crew chiefs a little more entertaining! I might then actually watch.
By Carrie, March 21, 2009 @ 8:31 pm
Hmmm… hot. *blinks*
Her husband, I mean. Dammit.
By Roy Hobbson, March 21, 2009 @ 8:37 pm
How does any open-wheel fan not know Tags?
My open-wheel retardery knows no bounds, quite obviously. I’m afraid it isn’t an act.