A crazed, 340-pound genius hopped up on 8-balls and Wild Turkey is never not entertaining, never out-of-place, and never wrong. (Winston Churchill, I’m told, understood this truth, and was the exact same way in his later years.) The point here?
T-minus 27 hours until tip off — until the American workforce essentially shuts down and erases whatever gains the Stock Market has made recently.
By Garrett Davis, March 19, 2009 @ 9:39 am
I might not have been as fat as Chris Farley but people used to think I was as slow as him. I used to enjoy open ing day of the tourney and the Randy and Murray came into my life to ruin all hope.
By Milton Turner, March 19, 2009 @ 10:12 am
I used to dunk on your head Garrett